The sunset is one of the galaxy's most overrated daily phenomena. It is also one of the most under-regulated. I have prepared a short guide to appreciating it properly, in the Vogon manner, which is the only manner worth mentioning.

The poetry of the Vogons is widely misunderstood. It is not, as some claim, the third worst in the universe. It is the third most challenging. I have prepared a short selection for your cultural enrichment.